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“Once, a woman left a suitcase in Paris…”
...Then that woman wondered what was in it, and looked around if any body was looking...
ReplyDeleteShe struggled with every little force in her mind and body just to walk away without falling in doubt...but the heart wants what the heart wants.
ReplyDeleteshe heard about the pink granny vibrator and she really wanted to have it...but...
ReplyDeleteshe fought her urges and did not take the vibrator. she just left the suitcase there, opened for anyone to see what was inside it.
ReplyDeleteSuddenly, a man shouted: "hey miss...you left your bag here". She replied, in a very shy way: "it's not mine, but i took a peek on what's inside. Perhaps you should too". And then he...
ReplyDeletetook a peek - only to find the sleazy sex toy. But that wasn't just a ordinary vibrator - it was a powerful artifact capable of inducing the necessity of becoming the outer part of a sausage roll on even the most uptight and conservative individuals.
ReplyDeleteAt first he was very surprised but, after a while looking at that strange object, he started thinking that maybe it would be more usefull that he thought, so he took it home with him..
ReplyDeleteHis wife was quite happy when she saw the great gift her husband had bought but then he warned her " You know darling,a vibrator is not only a sex toy. It can be used for several useful things like..."
ReplyDelete..and then Roberto, that was his name, starting shouting at the neighborhood that he's discovered the ingenious and exorbitant toy he had on his hand.
ReplyDeleteBut suddenly a group of single ladies - friends of Beyoncé, saw him and starting running towards Roberto, they pushed Robby to the ground...
... robbed the ingenious and exorbitant more-than-sex toy from him, saying "if you liked it than you should have put your ring on it" when they realized his wife was running after them...
ReplyDeleteWhit a axe-saw and a leatherface mask: "you bastards! leave my husband alone". And started to cut arms, legs and necks, only leaving one alive to tell the story. He did get away and...
ReplyDeletewhile he was running for his life, he fell into this giant hole...
ReplyDeleteand after falling and falling, he appeared again inside the bag where it all started. It was a sign, he thought. The vibrator should be put back where it belonged. He was ready to do so when he noticed a plastic hand giving him the finger. It puzzled him and...
ReplyDelete..set me free why don´t you babe? uhuhu
ReplyDeleteHe left the vibrator in the suitcase and ran away, resisting his own instincts to pick up something else. A few miles later, the man sat at a cafe, sipped some coffee, had a piece of cake. "It was just a nightmare", he thought. Then the bartender approached him and said "Sorry, sir, i think you dropped this"....
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